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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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