ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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