ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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