ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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