ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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