ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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