ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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