ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soulmate is out there.
Currently leaving someone better on read.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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