ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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