ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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