ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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