ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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