ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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