ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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