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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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