ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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