ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your friends' group chat went quiet.
It didn't. They made a new one. Same name, one fewer person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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