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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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