ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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