ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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