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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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