ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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