ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
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- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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