ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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