ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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