ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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