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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Lessons will be learned.
By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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