ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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