ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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