ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call.
With a waitlist, a subscription, and no customers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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