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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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