ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Good things come to those who wait.
You waited so long they went to someone who didn't.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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