ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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