ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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