ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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