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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You received 40 fundraising texts today.
Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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