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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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