ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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