ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
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- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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