ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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