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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 28 FEBRUARY 2015
Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.

— Zack, unqualified

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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
  2. Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
  3. Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
  4. Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
  5. Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
  6. When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
  7. Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…

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