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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION FRIDAY, 27 FEBRUARY 2015
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.

— Zack, unqualified

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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
  2. Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
  3. Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
  4. Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
  5. When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
  6. Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
  7. Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…

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