ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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