ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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