ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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