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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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