ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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