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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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