ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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