ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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